Little Known Fact #238

"Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire" (arch-duke-maxyenko) 07/15/2014 at 18:57 • Filed to: little known facts

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In China, a 5 star crash rating is awarded to cars that can survive a punch from an angry toddler.

To this day, 4 stars is the highest rating given out.

Denver Is Stuck In The 90s > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 07/15/2014 at 18:59

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Garrett Davis > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 07/15/2014 at 19:02

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To be fair, the toddler in question is no slouch:

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Garrett Davis 07/15/2014 at 19:06

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Punching cars all day is one hell of a workout.

Garrett Davis > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 07/15/2014 at 19:09

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It is. Great benefits, I hear though.

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Garrett Davis 07/15/2014 at 19:11

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Yes, one meal a day, and he doesn't have to make shoes!

Garrett Davis > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 07/15/2014 at 19:11

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We should all be so lucky.